Spend Steve Jobs' Money
Spend $10.2 billion — but only on things he'd actually buy.
Daily life & Apple
Odwalla carrot juice
His daily fix.
An actual apple
On-brand snack.
Bonsai tree
Patience, in a pot.
Levi's 501 jeans
The uniform, denim half.
New Balance 991 (grey)
Quiet shoes for loud product launches.
Issey Miyake black turtleneck
He famously ordered a hundred.
Lunor round glasses
The face.
iPhone 17 Pro Max
2TB · Deep Blue · top spec. His grandkids' default phone.
Apple Vision Pro
1TB · Travel Case included. He'd hate the strap. He'd buy three.
MacBook Pro 16" M5 Max
M5 Max · 128 GB unified memory · 8 TB SSD · nano-texture display. Maxed.
Silent yoga retreat (week)
Phones surrendered at the door.
Two weeks in Kyoto
Temples, tea, and zero meetings.
Design & collectibles
Eames Lounge Chair (vintage)
Charles & Ray. Original veneer.
Original Ansel Adams print
Yosemite, silver gelatin.
Leica M11
Manual focus. No autofocus excuses.
Bösendorfer grand piano
Bigger than a Steinway. He noticed.
Mercedes-Benz SL55 AMG
The car he actually drove.
Porsche 911 Turbo
Replaced every six months — no plate required.
Frank Lloyd Wright chair
Sit upright. Like a gentleman.
Dieter Rams / Braun collection
Where Apple's design language was born.
Rams 606 shelving system
Modular. Forever.
Tadao Ando–designed retreat
Concrete poetry, custom-built.
Isamu Noguchi Akari lamp
Paper, wire, light.
He would never
24K gold chain
Heavier than dignity.
Dell XPS, fully loaded
It runs Windows. He's already deleting you.
Galaxy S25 Ultra
He warned you about this.
Windows desktop tower
Beige plastic. He just left the room.
Gold-plated jet interior
Vegas, but airborne.
Iced-out Rolex
He wore a Seiko, on purpose.
Fast-food franchise
Drive-thru, deep-fried, off-brand.
Casino chips, by the rack
Velvet ropes and free shrimp.
Legacy plays
Fund a new Pixar feature
Original story. No sequels.
'Venus' superyacht
Philippe Starck design, Feadship build.
Manhattan San Remo penthouse
He bought it in '82. Never moved in.
100 NeXT Cubes (collector lot)
Magnesium cubes, full set.
Restore Kainchi Dham ashram
The temple that changed his life.
Endow Stanford Hospital
He gave anonymously. So can you.
Found a design school
Calligraphy required.
Buy Pixar back from Disney
Symbolically. They won't sell.
Apple stock block (large)
Go ahead. Buy the company.
Endow a calligraphy chair
At a real university.
MoMA design wing endowment
Industrial design, on permanent display.
Reed College scholarship fund
For the ones who drop out and audit calligraphy.
How to play
Goal
Spend $10.2 billion. But only on things Steve would actually buy. Every purchase moves your Jobs Score up — or way, way down.
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1. Browse the catalog
Items are grouped by tier: daily essentials, design pieces, anti-Jobs temptations, and legacy-scale bets.
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2. Add to cart
Tap + to buy more, − to undo. The top bar shows your remaining balance live. You can't go negative.
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3. Checkout
When you've spent all you want to spend, hit Checkout. You'll get a Jobs Score, a verdict, and a shareable card.
Things to try
- Aim for a perfect score — buy nothing in the anti-Jobs tier. Hard than it looks.
- Try buying every Windows / Galaxy / gold-chain item just to see what verdict you earn.
- Spend the full $10.2B without going over. Then Share the card.
Steve Jobs' real net worth at his death is estimated at $7B–$10.5B. We rounded up.